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"Love Story" By Taylor Swift Which Earlier Had A "Wooee" Around The World Has Come up With This New Album Called "Speak Now".
Now Here Is What The Story Of The Album Says :-
The Moment Which We Have All Always been Fascinated by,Lots of Fantasizes To Burst Into A Church ...Saying For What They Have Kept This Inside The Movies For Years.
But Precisely This Happens Rarely In Real Life.
In Real Life Saying The Right Thing At Right Moment Is beyond Crucial .. In reality Most Of Us Do hesitate For Fear Of Saying Wrong Thing At Right Time .
May Be The Wrong Thing At Wrong Time... But latterly what Actually People Begin To Scared That Letting The Moment Pass Without Saying Nothing !
But Surely Most Of Us Are Scared To Reach The End Of The Life..Looking Back Regretting The Moments where We Havent Spoke Up !
Mostly When We Havent Said " I Love You " Or We Should Have Said " Im Sorry "....When We Havent Standed Up For Someone Or Ourselves When needed Help ?
The songs in this Album Are Made up of Words Which We Havent Said At the Moment Which Was Right In Front of Us.
These Songs Are The Open Letters Which Are Written Thinking About A Specific Person In Your Minds... Like Telling Him/Her What You Meant To them ...
And To The Beautiful Hearts Broken in December.. To A Girl Who Stole Something Of Mine . To Some One You Forgive .. For What he/She Said In front Of The Whole World.
And then Here It Goes .. This Is "Speak Now" The Latest Release Of Tayor Swift :)
This Album Is Released In 2 Cd's
13 girls go after 3 guys. This time, the battle of love is going to be bloodier... deadlier... and steamier....
25 must have albums for the Rock junkie
Radiohead - Kid A
The Rolling Stones - Exile on Main Street
The Jimi Hendrix experience - Are You experienced
Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of Moon
Guns 'n' Roses - Appetite For Destruction
Crosby, Stills, Nash And Young - Deja Vu
The Who - Quadrophenia
Nirvana - Nevermind
The clash - London Calling
Miles Davis - Bitches Brew
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
David Bowie - The rise and fall od ziggy Stardust And the Spiders From Mars
Parliament/Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik
The Beatles - Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A
Micheal Jackson - Thriller
Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV
Bob Marley And The Wailers - Legend
Bob Dylan - Highway 61
Metallica - The Black album
AC/DC - Back In Black
The Doors - L.A. Woman
U2 - The Joshua Tree
Pearl Jam - Ten
Hello World (especially the ladies and madams),
There is not enough space in the bonnet of my constantly throbbing heart to store the love that is within me. This love is sexy like a well-oiled Hrithik-bicep, it is kind like the soulful eyes of Ram Gopal Verma, it is full of emotion like a papaya tree in Gurgaon and finally, it is forever, like Batman in 1995. Girls have looked straight into my cuddly eyes and told me to not break their hearts in public. Even though by ‘their hearts’ I actually mean ‘wind’, you have samjhofy the Bhavna within.
People ask me sometimes, “How are you so manly?” I say, “Simple. It is from devotion to God, failing matriculation exams twice and having Chavanprash with milk.” When they stare at me disbelievingly, I interject with “Also, Whey Proteins.” After which I ceremoniously do a wheelie on my bike while going triple-seat with my best friends Chandu and Rocky. Or as you might know them from newspapers as “Two caught in jewelery store robbery at Bhandup”. Good luck to them.
But ‘manly’ is not the only compliment I receive from everyone. From time to time, I am also called ‘sexist’. Cool, no? In fact, I’ll go as far as to say that I’m the Sexist Man Alive. Peepal Magazine said so twice. Rod promise. LOL. See what I did there? Of course you didn’t. You don’t have any IQ. I do, however. I know IQ personally. Inzamam Qureshi is my childhood friend from my colony.
Some people are critical personalities. They say to my face that I don’t have ambition. I tell them, “Listen, I have ride on Unicorn and Splendour. They are much better than ambition.” Then I show them the ‘thumbs up’ which means ‘bad luck’ in Indian culture. I’m so smart, it scares me sometimes. But most of the times, it keeps asking for pocket-money.
Speaking of Indian culture, I love my country. I hate western culture, especially if the ladies practice it. I hate premarital sex. According to me, it is the main cause of sexy diseases like dyslexia and pimples in your special area. But at the same time, I support STDs. How else would I talk to my mamaji in Ranchi, then? You tell me.
But the real reason I hate western culture is that the Britishers were colonizers. They performed colonoscopies all the time. In all regions. At the same time, I grateful to western culture for giving me things like Internet and fairness-creams. By the way, please add me on Orkut. That way you can see a photo of posing next to a red Lancer that belongs to my neighbour. Don’t you feel lucky already?
You don’t? Well, you shouldn’t. Lucky is a very good friend of mine from the call-center. He can do twenty push-ups in two minutes. He is today’s generation’s Mamta Kulkarni.
Like my favourite actor Harman Baweja’s career, this open letter too, should come to an end. But before I go, I have to say these inspirational words: “RAGHUJI, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, PLEASE TAKE ME FOR THE ROADIES. I AM THE BEST ROADIES YOU CAN FIND ON THE STREET. I HAVE BEEN RIDING BIKES SINCE AGE THREE. I AM RESPECTFUL, GENTLE HUMAN BEING WHO BELIEVES IN THE POWER OF LOVE AND ‘ALL NIGHT STAMINA’ PILLS. PLEASE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE, SIR. ONE CHANCE!!! I PROMISE TO STOP HARASSING YOUR PET DOG.”
Thank you for reading so far. I feel like you are my best friend already. So please respond to my friend request.
Regards,
A Roadies.
Aisha is like Page 3. All glitz glamor and high society. There is nothing middle class about the movie, saving Anand Tiwari who appears as Saurabh who has a huge crush over Shefali (Amrita Puri), the distant cousin of Aisha. The movie could have been very well a brand ambassador for many a high fashion items in India.
Music composed by Amit Trivedi is a big plus point and so is the cinematography. Aisha is producer papa Anil Kapoor’s gift to his beti. The movie revolves around Sonam, her world and her choice with all the designer labels to accompany.
Rahul Dholakia’s ‘Lamhaa’ is an ambitious attempt, trying to bring to fore the multifaceted conundrum that the Kashmir crisis is. For the most part it is quite a realistic depiction of the various issues that plague Kashmir. The film, probably deliberately, is more like a documentary than a cohesive narrative that unfolds to tell a compelling story.
Kashmiriyat, the catalytic role that ISI plays in the valley, the vested interests of the Indian and Pakistani governments in keeping the issue alive, the plight of Kashmiri pandits, the atrocities by the security personnel, the trials suffered by the widows and orphans caught in the midst of all this and foremost, the systematic brainwashing of young and vulnerable minds to join the ‘holy’ Jehad – Dholakia attempts to address all these issues in this film. Given that Kashmir cannot be understood from a limited perspective and any portrayal of this contentious issue needs a holistic approach, Dholakia fails to provide a comprehensive narrative.
It’s a persuasive tale, how the issue of Kashmir has become more of a business proposition and a story of political one-upmanship for those in power. Caught in the crossfire of political rhetoric and unabated militancy are ordinary lives struggling to come out of the shadow of terror. But somewhere it falls short of becoming that one defining film on Kashmir that tells a complete untold story.
The cast doesn’t disappoint with Sanjay Dutt, Bipasha Basu and Anupam Kher delivering their parts with conviction. Kunal Kapoor is decent except his attempted fiery and provocative speeches that fall flat and sound totally unconvincing and filmy. Some characters with their frightening beards seem like lame stereotypes that we could have done without.
The songs are just thrown in without any attempt to weave it into the narrative. The experimentation with the camera movements and editing didn’t quite seem to have the desired effect; in fact, I found it quite disconcerting initially.
To give him his due, it’s a commendable effort but the climax doesn’t quite pay off. Like I said, in his attempt to address varied issues at the same time, the plot doesn’t quite tie in everything with together at the end. I was left wanting for more and looking for some kind of closure while I watched the end credits on screen.
Before I even begin to vent what an ordeal this movie watching experience was, I think it would be an excellent business proposition for multiplexes to have a pharmacy just next to the popcorn counter.
Coming to the film now, ‘Milenge Milenge’ looks like a film from the late ‘80s, ‘90s; given that it was five years in the making, the film is the most ridiculous, corny and unbelievable love story that you can come across. Why would anyone in their right mind want to even be a part of a film like this makes me question their sanity?
Basic premise: Kareena is a typical traditional “Indian girl” whose only aspiration in life is to get married, have children and see her husband off to work everyday. Her only condition a) He shouldn’t smoke b) He shouldn’t drink and c) He should never lie. After a tarot card reader tells her that she will meet her dream man on foreign shores, near a water body, at 7 o’clock in the morning, wearing multi-colored (exactly seven) clothes, Kareena waits for the prophecy to come true.
And believe it or not, as ‘destiny’ would have it and with a little bit of manipulation (from the hero, who falls in love with her the moment he sees her ephemeral sleeping face in the moonlight), she finds her Prince Charming playing the guitar on the seashore precisely at 7 am in the morning, wearing exactly what he is supposed to.
So where’s the conflict in the plot? Shahid, who looks like he hasn’t even grown facial hair yet, smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and doesn’t even blink an eyelid before lying. It doesn’t take too long for then-not-size-zero Bebo to know that her Mr. Right is obviously all wrong but our hero is a changed man by then. She has none of it and in her bid to ‘test’ destiny, she figures out the most bizarre plot-contraptions possible to verify whether they are actually made for each other.
Post interval, we are suddenly fast forwarded to 3 years later, I don’t know if I missed a subtitle that said so but we are somehow informed about the elapsed time. By now, Bebo is engaged to marry this most frightening looking man and Shahid’s very loving father has announced his engagement to Aarti Chhabria without the groom’s consent.
So here we have this implausible situation the lovers have to overcome. They were in love for all of five days, they haven’t as much as seen or heard from each other in three years and they decide to give their love one last chance just a week before they are supposed to marry their respective significant others. (By this time I wanted to actually beg my friend who had accompanied me to the theatre to strangle me to death).
There is nothing more to be said, except that in the three years that had passed, time had stood still and Bebo’s dirty golden tresses hadn’t even faded a shade. Till interval I couldn’t figure out what was Shahid’s name in the film; for some absurd reason he is called Immy.
I can’t recollect one dialogue, one moment from the film that was pleasant. The less said about Himesh Reshammiya’s pre-surgery nasal playback singing and music the better. The director, Satish Kaushik’s cameo and blatant pandering to Muslim viewers’ sentiments (a standard device in movies of the ‘80s) made me cringe.
I will run out of synonyms but I still wouldn’t be able to completely convey how predictable, clichéd and implausible the film is. The least Boney Kapoor could have done for the audience who willfully subjected themselves to the torture of watching this film, was to have a kiosk just outside the theatre that doled out free Disprins.
Director :- Mani Ratnam
Music Director :- AR Rahman
Sadly, all my fears and doubts got confirmed right in the first hour of witnessing this modernized version of Ramayana, made by one of the greatest directors of Indian Film Industry, Mani Ratnam. In straight words, though RAAVAN undoubtedly remains one of the most magnificently shot movies of Indian Cinema, but at the same time it’s also unexpectedly the weakest movie till date from its reputed director.
Starting straight from the kidnapping sequence, RAAVAN simply announces that it’s more going to be a visual treat for some selected viewers and not a complete entertainer for the masses. The project stands nowhere, when compared to the illustrious list of offerings from Mani Ratnam in the past. The director had everything at his disposal to come up with a brilliant adaptation of the divine scripture. Yet what he delivers is just a well shot version of the famous story which even doesn’t justify every character of the script in the much desired way. In fact a few godly names having a prominent role in the story are just showcased as some un-important people in the script with only a few scenes.
The biggest and the most un-responsible portrayal on the screen is of “Hanuman”, who in reality is the second largest worshipped character of Ramayana in the whole world after Rama & Sita. Very regrettably Mani Ratnam uses the talented Govinda in this role and only makes him jumps over the trees in the jungle as a funny creature. That was indeed not expected from a director of his caliber. Moreover, Govinda is there only for a few scenes and then just vanishes off the screen before the climax just like that. Why the director and his writers conceived this most loved and humble character of the epic in such a way remains questionable?
The other characters which get some real rough treatment are of “Surpanakha” and “Lakshman”. What would be your response if I reveal that in this fictional depiction of the story, Beera’s (Raavan’s) sister (Srupnakha) gets picked up from his marriage venue by Nikhil Driwedi (playing Lakshman), who is the right hand of Dev (A Police Officer playing Ram) and then the girl is raped by him along with other policemen in the Police Station itself. What a brutal way to bring up the “Lakshman-Srupnakha” episode of the Ramayana resulting in “Raavan abduction of Sita”.
Due to this horrifying episode with his sister at the Police Station, Beera kidnaps the Police Offical’s wife Ragini (Aishwarya playing Sita) and keeps her in his hiding for 14 days. And then the Police starts searching for them in the jungle with the help of “Sanjeevni” (Hanuman) played by Govinda. That’s the story as a whole followed by this new age version by Mani Ratnam. Further the movie also incorporates the Agni-Pariksha instance from the Ramayana, when after returning from Beera’s den, Dev asks Ragini to give a Poly Graph test to prove her truth (which looks quite silly and unimpressive).
Coming to the main performances of Ram, Sita, Lakshman and Raavan, all the four fall apart and are not able to make an impact of any sort. Vikram playing Ram doesn’t get any good scenes and his character remains the most underwritten one from the prominent four. So there is no Ram kind of impression left on the viewers and Vikram performs just fine in his assigned role. Aishwarya as Sita looks stunning even in her without make up looks which is indeed remarkable from the camera point of view. She tries hard to come up as the best in the movie and also succeeds in her attempt due to the weak projection of her rival character Raavan. But towards the end, the director makes her look confusing when she unexplainably returns to Beera after facing rejection from her Husband. No doubt this particular sequence in the movie was a result of some bad writing. Nikhil Driwedi as Lakshman is energetic and should feel blessed to be chosen by the master himself for a role.
Abhishek as Ravaan is good but that’s it. He is not at all exceptional as projected by all that pre-release hype created by the producers. The deliberately made famous great laughter of his can be found nowhere in the movie. Neither there is any typical dialogue delivery style adapted by him, contrary to the expectations. As a result he is not able to leave any terrifying impact on the viewers. He is just a bad man with a good heart in the movie and that’s all. Perhaps that is the main reason why RAAVAN doesn’t match up to its projected levels due to the lackluster portrayal of its lead character.
Another big drawback of this costly venture is its climax . The movie ends up with a simple attack on Beera and he dies without even fighting. The whole sequence of his final killing looks very easy and unconvincing. Moreover the question remains that why now Dev easily accepts his wife after Beera’s death, when she even had returned to Beera after his suspecting act.
On the music front, truly speaking I liked the arrangement part of A. R. Rahman’s music more than his compositions. The melody was only there in few numbers and the best one remains “Kata Kata” track with amazing beats and singing. Main Ratnam seems to have a soft corner for “A Marriage Song” in his movies as this reminded me of a similar song in his “Roja”. Background score is brilliant, aptly matching the gorgeous locations on the screen.
Now about the only best part of the movie which is it’s “Stunning Cinematography”. The green and unexplored locations of a forest range within mountains, is something never seen before on the Indian Screen. The Visual appeal of the movie is simply outstanding and unique. In real terms if you are a student of cinema or of cinematography then the movie has indeed got some textbook material on the subject and it’s a must see for all those interested in its technicality.
But to be realistic, RAAVAN remains a masterpiece only for a tiny section of the viewers who essentially are part of the trade only. Its technical excellence is of least importance for the common man who is mainly looking for some great entertainment in return for his hard earned money. So, go for it only if you are interested in that part of the movie experience and don’t expect anything else this time from the brand name of Main Ratnam.
Rating : 1.5 / 5
Starring :- Hrithink Roshan , barbara Mori , Kangana Ranaut !!
The much awaited and annoyingly very much delayed movie finally hits flies into the movie halls. My eagerness took a beating twice when I could not attend the Thursday preview and when I took the First show of the Friday; I was told the show is cancelled since there was some issue in releasing the movie in Bangalore. Luckily with police security beefed up, I got the tickets for the noon show. With expectations flying high, did kites fly miles high too ? Well read on further.
J (Hrithik Roshan) is a dancer, Dances For Passing Time in Las Vegas who also does marriage of convenience with illegal immigrants who wants permanent citizenship That is Green Car And their by makes extra bucks. He aspires big and like many chasing dreams in Las Vegas awaits his lucky charm. The luck comes in the form of Gina (Kangana Ranaut) daughter of powerful, rich Casanova Bob (Kabir Bedi). She falls in love with J and J decides to pretend to love her and marry her all for the huge wealth she inherits. During the engagement ceremony of Gina’s brother Tony with Natasha (Barbara Mori), he falls in love with her. Natasha happens to be the same Linda, a Spanish speaking Mexican illegal immigrant whom he marries once for convenience for her citizenship. From here follows a story of finding true love and the haunting after-effects.
The movie begins with J falling off from a wagon train with bullet injuries and the workers rescuing him. From there the movie oscillates into flashbacks and J’s search for Linda. Kites does not have any extra-ordinary story, the Hindi/English speaking J and the Spanish speaking Linda reminds of Kamal Hasan and Rati Agnihotri of Ek Duje Ke Liye but what makes Kites still fly is the packaging. There is no unwanted glamorization, slapstick cheap comedy but the movie looks rich. The New Mexican locations are carefully selected and captivate us in the screen with some amazing cinematography by Ayananka Bose.
Much has been talked about the chemistry of Hrithik and Barbar Mori and it is there in the screen for you to see. Hrithik is unbelievably handsome with his Greek God like body and green eyes and Barbara looks lovely, sprightly. Together they compliment well each other.
There are some very enjoyable scene like when Hrithik asks Barbara on the night before her marriage day with Tony, if she really loves Tony and the answer she gives in return. Along with this the movie also has some pretty bollywoodish silly scenes like the Casanova and his son giving a gun to J and egging him to kill a man who cheated in their casino and the shootout in an inn between cops and cow-boy styled thieves. Even the climax shoot out in rain la Max Payne style was not befitting the movie.
Youngistan Verdict:- The story is ordinary but the way the Roshans and Anurag basu has presented as a whole package is extraordinary and wonderful. When you watch the movie with the massive hype weighing in your mind, you might be slightly disappointed but Hrithik Roshan and Barbara Mori holds the movie soar high helped with a good production quality. I would recommend you to watch but shed the baggage of hype and expectations.
Tag Line :- Kites Dint Fly High !! Lol
Steps For Installation:-
- Download and Install Mozilla Firefox
- Then install Grease Monkey Add on for Firefox
- Now your Browser is ready to Install Scripts.
Old Orkut SmileysPreview:-
Refer to this tutorial For Installing GreaseMonkey Scripts
Preview:-Yahoo Smileys Script for orkut
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Refer to this tutorial For Installing GreaseMonkey Scripts
- Installing Orkut manger:- For installing orkut manger you must follow these steps.
- You must have Firefox version 3.5 or Above. if you donot have it please Download it from http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/personal.html
- Download/ install orkut manger Addon from https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/45353
- Check let me install this experimental and click on Add to Firefox.
- Quote:- You can Quote the post in the Community topic.
- Toolbar :- You can format the messages / posts / scraps with ease
- The buttons of the Toolbar with HTML are :- Bold, italic, underline, strike out, align left, center, right, justify, Blink( Blinking effect to the text ) Link; Image; Code (convert text to HTML, spaces appear to have been placed, etc.); Spoiler Alert; Quote mark (quoting phrases from someone), Return (enter HTML) Encrypt (encodes the message so that only users can read the OM), Decrypt (decrypts the message), DateTime (add date and time configurable) In-links (converts text links including verification CAPTCHA SPAM and Orkut), Background (background color of the text); Color (text color), Emoticons, Font (font type the letter) ; font-size (font size); Bigger (increases supply), Smaller (decreases the source). The same applies to the toolbar without HTML, entertaining resources are limited.
- Settings :- You configure your Orkut Manager, Import / Export.
- Favourites :- You can add communities and topics to Favorites
- Main Kill:- Removes Main# from orkut pages. Doesn't bug the album. External links with Main# works (also MSN and other programs).
- Message prefix, suffix and signature:- You can enter any text to be the default text for all your posts/scraps. You may create two configuration, one for communities that allow HTML and other for the ones that blocks it.
- Bookmarks:- Click on the star to bookmark it, you can add communities and topics to the lists and check them on the new tabs in communities page.
- MenuDD & MenuHD:- Dropdown menu (MenuDD) turns the orkut logo into a menu where you can configure the way you want. Header menu (MenuHD) allows you to erase all links on the right side of the orkut logo and make your menus or just add new menus to the existing ones.
- Scrapbook manager::- Controls your scrap showing you any new messages. On the scrapbook page it shows you if you have spam on your spam folder.
- Member approve:- If enabled, shows next to you email a link "Approve(x)" where "x" means member pending approval on some community you own. On a community page you see, if you are a mod, a link "Pending(x)" under members that is the members pending for that community. Mods are now enabled to accept all members at once.
- Moderating a community:- You can set a topic as the "moderation log" and then when you delete a topic/post/poll you can register a log entry with a couple of clicks.
- Chat:- You can set a topic as a chat, it will attach a box on the left side of the community and update every 15 seconds by default.
- Community listing:- Every 10 seconds (by default) the list will update showing you if the community has new members and/or new posts
This tutorial will give directions on installing and operating greasemonkey scripts (aka Userscripts). If you are on this post, we assume that you have greasemonkey installed and you know a little bit about greasemonkey. In case you don’t, please refer this article to install and know more about greasemonkey
- » Installing Greasemonkey Scripts (Userscripts)
» Procedure 1
In order to view the user scripts right click on the monkey logo in bottom right of your screen and choose 'manage user scripts'
In the window, you will have all your installed user scripts listed.
You can uninstall, edit, and perform other operations in this window.
Note:-These GM scripts are not working in the new version of orkut , So If you want to use these scripts ,switch the older version of orkut
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